So i was recently making out with a girl... on the first date (what else would you expect.) In the middle of the makeout the girl turned to me and said.
" So are you a virgin?"
"umm yes and i just got off of a mission"
"Have you ever done hard drugs?"
"nope"
"What about Meth?"
"Look (name withheld) I just got off of my mission three weeks ago does that count for anything?"
"Well I'm just trying to make sure that your a good guy."
But then the whammy hit after her next question.
"Have you ever been disfellowshipped, or excommunicated?"
"No I have not been excommunicated."
"Have you ever had a pornography addiction, cause like I know those always come back."
Hmm..... this was one of the oddest encounteres that ive ever had with a woman especially while I'm shoving my tongue down her throat...... BUT THE ODDEST THING WAS THIS WOMAN WAS KISSING ME LIKE CRAZY!!!!! Any woman who kisses me like that shouldn't be grilling me about my "standing in the church, or chastity/word of wisdom level."
then again what else can you expect from a bumble date eh? Morale of the story is this
1.) Atonement actually exists. (this girl seemed to not think so)
2.) You can get a woman so irrationally attracted to you that she will give you a temple interview whilst shoving her tongue down your throat.
3.) Bumble and tinder are almost guaranteed makeouts.
