What the Heck do you BRING TO THE TABLE!?!?!?
Now before you go off and call me a chauvinistic pig that would happily bring back polygamy to the Mormon church in order to subjugate the LDS female population hear me out. ..... What makes an LDS girl a 10, or an ideal candidate. here are your bread and butter statements you will get from LDS males.
- Hot
- Funny
- Smart
- Strong testimony
- Independence- Nothing is a bigger turn off for a guy than a girl who relies on mommy and daddy for absolutely everything. How can a girl who leaves college every other week to go on "Daddy daughter dates" with her father be ready for a serious relationship? Let alone marriage? I'm sorry your daddy will not be involved in every major decision of your future marriage lady..... And if he is............ he can help ya with the divorce toots.
- Motivated-Goodness if I ever meet a girl applying to law school, Med school, or any other non English or educated related masters program I might just have to kiss the lady on the mouth. Sadly I think a lot of women in this church are more motivated to "Have an Amazing Wedding", "An adorable family" or "The best Pinetrist/Facebook/Myspace profiles/pics in all the land". All litle boys and girls grow up knowing that someday they want to have children. What else? Have a Damn dream! I love women with passion, energy, motivated.
- Poor-"What!" you say. Yes I did. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a super hot 20 year old chick driving a piece of SH%(T car past me on the freeway. I won't look up the qoute but marry economically where you were raised. A poor girl that never grew up with the speed boat, and park city vacations is far more likely to share that one bedroom apartment in the hood while you start up your business/chase your dream. A woman that "refuses" to eat red beans and rice, or thinks "oatmeal is disgusting i will never eat it" will raise your children the same way. I love me a poor girl. Usually poor women are more motivated also...... damn i love poor girls.
- Free Thinker-It's sad when i meet girls who have straight A's, yet they make statements such as "I just listen to whatever is on the radio for music". "I will make 46,678 dollars a year once I graduate because that's what the stats say...... I introduced the topic of centralized banking into my date with said girl above, she got lost..... really lost. Does she love to read? Learn? Improve herself? Does she actually study the gospel? Original thought sadly is dying in america. Still find a woman who can think.
- Non Retarded Friends- Im sorry if you cant stand any of her friends............. dump her. She undoubtedly shares many same tastes, attitudes, and likes/mannerisms as her "crew". If it is like pulling nails when you do something with them, dump her. All women who i have hated their "crew" ended up being like them in the end! I was just blinded by "love".
Go find yourself some loving..................... Or a Woman...........Just find somethin..........
Dr NCMO Love Master Jay
This is great. Except for the comment about English. As an English major, that is a little offensive...but I forgive you.
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