Victory is Imminent

Victory 

What is victory? I recently had a buddy of mine date 3 women simultaneously...... for two months, with all the women knowing about the others. However because of a blow up, and the loss of all 3 of his women he views the experience as a loss!!!! 

Now i'm not condoning dating three women at the same time (nor do I condemn it). However Jim just pulled off a feat most mormon males couldn't dream of in their wildest middle of the mission wet dream! So as college starts up its important that we start to appreciate the small victories..... and take credit. I recently had a co-worker of mine complain to me about him not being seen as management material (when he obviously is). I told him he needs to start taking credit for his accomplishments. 

Taking credit for YOUR Accomplishments!

Here are some easy scenarios of things that might happen and your reactions. They are sorted into 3 district categories. 

1. Pussy 
2. Mr Mormon friend zone 
3. Brigham's Boy (the man didn't have that many wives, children, and make the federal government send out an army because of fear of his manliness because he was a pansy.) 

When you approach that girl, and get blown off

• Pussy- Mope around your apartment and talk about how all women in this church are "biatches". Somehow twist it into how if you were only 6 foot instead of 5 foot 8 everything will be alright. Also blame all NCAA athletes especially athletes, because by some miracle they are seeing every single women at your college. 
• Mr Friend Zone- Oh she must be having a really bad day. Make her cookies and come over with your mutual friend. Then try to talk to her about her past "FEELINGS" and "Past relationships." 
• Brigham's Boy- Smile and walk it off. Congratulate yourself on approaching a smoking hottie. Be happy that you didn't end up getting into a relationship with such a rude, bitter, vain woman. Make a goal to approach two more women the next day. 

When you ask out the girl in the ward you have a crush on, and get told she's dating someone in the ward.

• Pussy- Sulk in your room. Apologize 5 times for hitting on her. Then make it very clear that you only consider her a friend. Not notice that she has tuned you out and is now walking away. 
• Mr Friend Zone- Make plans to become friends with her boyfriend, and the girl. Then drive a wedge between both of them with lies and trickery..... then watch her leave for another man not you. 
• Brigham's Boy- Walk away, look for another girl. 

Most of all................. ASSUME YOU WILL WIN! and................. YOU WILL! 

always always assume success. 

Dr NCMO Love Master Jay.