The Tinder Formula

I’m writing this article to piggy back off of what my man Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay wrote a few weeks back about tinder. Since reading his article I’ve taken his advice and tweeked it just a bit creating a formula that I’ve had a lot of success with if you want to get dates from Tinder.

First – Create your profile follow the advice given by my man Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay.

Second – Start swiping word of advice be liberal at first with swiping right this will give you more opportunites to hone your game, you don’t need to swipe right on the corn feed women or the 40 year-old creepers but just don’t only swipe right on the mega hotties. Even Babe Ruth didn’t go straight to the big leagues.

Opener – I’ve been trying several openers and found that one will get a response 90% of the time it’s used.

 “Are your eyes always that sparkly or is that just some fancy camera work ;)”

For some reason they just love this. It appeals to their vanity and you are also making them qualify themselves. You can come up with any number of ways to get a response but this one has been MONEY! They will usually respond with either something like “No fancy camera work :)” or “Everyone always tells me my eyes are beautiful” or “Must be the camera”.
 If they respond that that it’s natural and they are conceded. Say well you’ve got beautiful eyes or some bull crap to that effect. Just keep playing on their vanity.
If they respond its camera work say something like, “to bad”, then give a follow-up question based on something interesting in their pictures.

There are a lot of lines similar to this, they follow a similar formula compliment, with a question to make them qualify themselves or get flirty. Your job is to help them get playful. Try different things and creative or your game will get stale and you’ll end up all alone on Saturday night playing World of Warcraft.  The line given above is just a jumping off point.

         A good follow-up question to this is: What do you like to do when you’re not creeping on guys using tinder? This question will get information for you about their interest and also make them a little more relaxed by calling them out as a creeper when they probably kind of think you are.
Then find some common interest or just suggest an activity and chances are you’ll get a number. During the summer suggesting a baseball game is great, or any sporting event is usually a good one, also if you know how to fish women usually love this, you just have to suggest something! Also trying the lets makeout is usually not going to work unless you’ve found some girl that is bound to give VD or you want to end up like Manti Teo.

          Using this I have gotten numbers in as little as FIVE messages and usually in less than ten.  I’d say follow-up quickly with 2 days after receiving the number and get yourself some lovin!
The bottom line with tinder is just like meeting women in real life, YOU NEED TO BE BALLSY AND CONFIDENT. If you aren’t they are going to figure you for some skinny-jean wearing pussy, and if they want a pussy they’re a lesbo, and lesbians are gross.

Happy Hunting 

Wild Willy