The Thrill of the Kill

As hunting season draws to a close. I had to stop and think to myself of the similarities between going out and bagging a trophy buck.... And landing the digits to some smart, attractive, curvaceous young woman! It's made me think about a few simple things.

1.) Preparation- If you have not gotten into the right mood. Done your homework, worked on body language..... you are n ot going to have as high of a kill ratio as someone else.

2.) Gluttony- As i was discussing with my bishop (much to my detractors delight). I was refereed to as a "womanizer" only in the fact that sometimes i overvalue the physical aspects of my prospects. It's important for us while hunting to not "metaphorically"  gun down 10 differn't girls only to not be able to give proper attention to any of them!

3.) Hunting Buddy- while hunting you might never run into/see any deer at all. Does that make it a wasted trip? HELL NO! Why? because hunting is about going out with your friends and having fun! If you see some deer and shoot them that's great!If you dont however its not a failed day but in fact still a great trip! Thats the type of attitude that you have to have out there while "hunting".

Now i have a gorgeous doe to decide on what to do on our date tonight

yours always

Dr. Ncmo Love Master Jay

Safety net.... And sloppy seconds.

first off get off my blog if you are

1. A woman
2. Some recent RM who thinks they "deserve" a girl automatically because you served a mission.
3. A fat chick
4. Some embittered female who just got dumped, and wish to crucify the lds males who make up your current "dating pool"

Ok now that all of those people have streaked down to the bottom of the page to write some 500 word comment that i wont read lets get back to the real dating advice.

Safe? what is safe? As a male we cant really understand some of the fear that most women live in. I've met girls who wont walk outside in the dark, tripple lock all doors, and tremble just at the sight of hichhikers on the highway for fear that they will "rape them". Now this would be very easy fro me to sit and make fun of these women but i wont. So here are some simple ways to make women feel more comfortable.

• When meeting them meet them at a public place.
• Always give them an opportunity to bow out if its uncomfortable.
• Invite them to bring a friend.
• Don't be creepy............... no creepy texts...........
• Be funny

Basically meet them in a situation where they feel SAFE! This is just a simple tip especially when your picking up women on the street also. My second thought here is an odd one

SLOPPY SECONDS...............

This is a horrible term that i despise. One reason we should throw out this term is

1. Everyone is some one's sloppy seconds (unless the person has never dated anyone else in their lives, which caries an even more negative connotation.)
2. How many times have you met someone and you see that their roommate is also very appealing. Why can't you date both? oh yeah the term "sloppy seconds" is blocking you.
3. "sloppy seconds" is awesome. Remember when you were a kid scrounging around the fridge at 3 am looking for those left over ribs......... those things tasted awesome second time round.
4. You already know the girl, your friend can coach you up (what she likes dislikes etc etc.)
5. Odds are you already have the girls number.

I recently set up my brother with one of my exes. ( i know i know, perhaps this is not ethical we will discuss later.) I also have been taking out one of my friends old girl friends. Both relationships for both my brother and I are going along excellent. not only that, i have a dating coach to ask questions. So i'd like to challenge all my male readership to hook up one of your buddies with one of your exes. Also try and get your buddies to hook you up with one of their exes. Maybe we can get some type of weird exchange going on right now eh!!!