Sunday, August 25, 2013

Why Mormon Women Risk More By Playing It Safe

Hey this is "RonRon" Paul the Libertarian of love......

Many women have been messaging the LDS Dating Guru Twitter account asking for dating advice. And by a lot I mean A FREAKING TON! The situation that the women are in seem to fall into a few categories.

I like this boy how do I know if he likes me? 

I want to date this boy.. But I am afraid that I might get rejected and ruin our "friendship" 

How can I date a guy, then go back to being friends if I don't like the "vibe" I get when we start dating. 

I'll stop right there. Seems like all women are seeking what most men are also looking for right now. The thing people seem to want should seem obviously dumb, and unattainable.


How do I date someone with absolutely 
ZERO RISK! 

If you can figure out how to gain everything with no risk..... Then I bet you have some fail proof formula to become a billionaire.

What Do We Risk By Doing Nothing? 

Every relationship on the planet started with risk. 

When you went in for a kiss........ RISK 

When you asked out that girl....... RISK 

When you decided to wear that colored shirt to church instead of your missionary garb..RISK 

When you decided to ask your co-worker if they wanted to hang out later...... RISK 

By our inaction, because of fear of a negative reaction we RISK losing all of the good opportunities in our lives. If we even look at the plan of salvation..... Satan=No Risk Jesus=Risk 

          "But Ron Ron, you don't understand! What if I ask a guy out and he rejects me!" What happens if you never ask the guy out? I'll tell you what will happen he will end up dating someone else! Now there are more ways to get a boy to ask you out by taking risks. 

Less Risky Ways To Get a Guy to Ask You Out 

  1. Do aggressive flirting- Touch, touch, touch if a girl touches me tons, I'm asking her out. Asking to feel his muscles, or smiling non stop at him are also good. If he is a co-worker the whole office should be thinking "Does she have the hots for him" Odds are his buddy will make him ask you out. 
  2. Tell him how good he looks- If a woman compliments me, or calls me hot. I am going to think about taking her out. Complimenting him can't just be about his shoes. A "wow you look ripped in that shirt" is the appropriate way to tell a guy "Oh baby Oh baby". 
  3. Joke- Joke about life, you guys dating, his favorite sports teams. Insert some punching and play fighting in here, and your target will start to feel the "Sexual Tension". 
But What if He "Freaks Out" 

Worst case scenario he never talks to you again. I personally am happy when I hit on a girl and get totally and Utterly REJECTED. I think top myself "Damn I'm so happy i didn't waste any more time on that girl." The same applies towards girls. Don't you hate it when you crush on a guy for months....just to find out he has ZERO attraction to you. You just wasted months of your life. 

I know women hate risk. I also know that you want to find a legitimate man to date. I know that men seem stupid. I also know that you will continue to be asked out by dweebs if you continue to take no risks. 


Homework

  1. Identify a male that you like. 
  2. Aggressively flirt with him, hit on him, or get his number. 
  3. Repeat steps One and Two. 
Have a week of risks, and amazing rewards. 

"RonRon" Paul The libertarian of love


Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Victory is Imminent

Victory 

What is victory? I recently had a buddy of mine date 3 women simultaneously...... for two months, with all the women knowing about the others. However because of a blow up, and the loss of all 3 of his women he views the experience as a loss!!!! 


Now i'm not condoning dating three women at the same time (nor do I condemn it). However Jim just pulled off a feat most mormon males couldn't dream of in their wildest middle of the mission wet dream! So as college starts up its important that we start to appreciate the small victories..... and take credit. I recently had a co-worker of mine complain to me about him not being seen as management material (when he obviously is). I told him he needs to start taking credit for his accomplishments. 

Taking credit for YOUR Accomplishments!

Here are some easy scenarios of things that might happen and your reactions. They are sorted into 3 district categories. 

  1. Pussy 
  2. Mr Mormon friend zone 
  3. Brigham's Boy (the man didn't have that many wives, children, and make the federal government send out an army because of fear of his manliness because he was a pansy.) 


When you approach that girl, and get blown off

  • Pussy- Mope around your apartment and talk about how all women in this church are "biatches". Somehow twist it into how if you were only 6 foot instead of 5 foot 8 everything will be alright. Also blame all NCAA athletes especially athletes, because by some miracle they are seeing every single women at your college. 
  • Mr Friend Zone- Oh she must be having a really bad day. Make her cookies and come over with your mutual friend. Then try to talk to her about her past "FEELINGS" and "Past relationships." 
  • Brigham's Boy- Smile and walk it off. Congratulate yourself on approaching a smoking hottie. Be happy that you didn't end up getting into a relationship with such a rude, bitter, vain woman. Make a goal to approach two more women the next day. 
When you ask out the girl in the ward you have a crush on, and get told she's dating someone in the ward.

  • Pussy- Sulk in your room. Apologize 5 times for hitting on her. Then make it very clear that you only consider her a friend. Not notice that she has tuned you out and is now walking away. 
  • Mr Friend Zone- Make plans to become friends with her boyfriend, and the girl. Then drive a wedge between both of them with lies and trickery..... then watch her leave for another man not you. 
  • Brigham's Boy- Walk away, look for another girl. 

Most of all................. ASSUME YOU WILL WIN! and................. YOU WILL! 

always always assume success. 

Dr NCMO Love Master Jay. 





Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Tinder Advice Part 2A

I'll be honest. I just got 6 yes six bonafide hotties to go out with me on tinder. I am super pleased with the list. I'll break down the list. And once I select one of these girls to date (If I do at all). I will post pictures of these girls with a black stripe over their eyes to maintain anonymity.


My six women and how I got them on Tinder. 

Each woman I used a different strategy. I'll break down all 6 below. 

1.) Former Utes Cheerleader. (Who is an absolute doll.) 

I used the "Wow what freak thing brought awesome people like you and me to use this dating app." This is a strategy you can't use if your ugly. (sorry man if your pushing 300 pounds no woman will believe that you have a plethora of women..... especially if they meet you on a online dating app.) 

  • Use an opener of your in shock a classy, good-looking, sexy girl like herself is on the dating app. Possible openers can be "Wow you seem far to nice and adorable to be on this app! Whats the story behind you using this? Bet you have to beat the boys off with a stick!" 

  • To make this work well you have to have screening wording in your profile description. stuff like "I only date blondes." or "I'm just on here for fun highly unlikely I'll go out with anyone on here just doing this for kicks." or "No crazies please!" This wording implies that you already have women hitting on you and you are indeed "screening" women and searching for a "High quality woman". 
  • I talked with the cheerleader. During which we both talked about how people are so over the top when trying to get a date. How it was hard to find quality people. Then i just simply said "you seem really fun and super chill lets go to a baseball game next week. (You can insert any event here.) SHe said she would love to.... and "That SOUNDS SO FUN!" 
 2.) Make an Offer they can't refuse

  • I landed a Grade a hottie whose family owns an up and coming chain of restraints here in the state of utah. Despite that fact this girl watches her diet and lets just say the female sex pack...... AMAZING!! (the type of girl you literally are tempted to date just to show off to your friends.) 
  • On my initial approach I just went for the basic commonality approach. We both had liked the the Utah Jazz. I promptly asked her if she was just one of the fair weather "kyle korver" Female utah jazz fans. Then I placed a what she thought about the jazz stacking picks. Turned out she is a giant Utah Jazz fan. 

  • Make the offer- Don't make it to unbelievable, but make it awesome. I promptly told her that I had Utah Jazz Pre Season court side seats and asked if she wanted to come. (this of course was a bold faced lie I have no such tickets.) However thats weeks away. So instead we went and got an ice cream (don't worry males her bod is still fine.) that ice cream cost me 50 cents (indeed we went to burger king.) The point is the "offer they can't refuse" opened the door, and her mind to hanging out with you..... Basically your in. 
3.) Appeal to Vanity- Every girl wants to be told she's pretty. Not "Hey babe your ass is a 9 out of 10" instead go with "wow you have such an awesome tan! What beach did you get that on? 

  • I complemented a girls eyes. "Are your eyes on your picture photo shopped? Cause they sam to good to be true!" She replied back her thanks and that they are indeed hers. At which point i told her that they are gorgeous and melted me a little inside. After that it was like finding something green in the rainforest. Success was imminent. 

  • Make sure to look for things you truly think are attractive. Features that most people overlook, style, fashion, and their tastes in music. People want to be popular, want to be complimented, feel unique. DOnt impress her let HER tell YOU about HERSELF! The more she tells YOU about HER the more SHE WILL LIKE YOU!!! 

I will break down the other 3 women. I have to go off to chill with my brother. (Bro's before Ho's) 




this man could use some advice from ME. 

Me= Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay 

happy hunting my friends!