bumble and tinder 5 dates 5 days and takeaways

Ladies and gentlemen it has been a fantastic last couple of days! I thought I'd update you on whats been going on in my dating life! Firstly as the title of this post states ive been on 5 dates in 5 days..... heres a hilarious recap of some of those dates.

1.) Had a date with a nice nurse from kaysville. We made out, and chilled at her place... I have to admit I messed this one up guys. Firstly I went over to her place the day after we were messaging on tinder... secondly once we made out for like 10 minutes she kinda freake dout and was like

"ummmm this is my first time meeting someone off tinder and were just making out?!?!"

I in my kissing inebriated state thought that she was making a joke.... which she wasn't. I mistakenly laughed and went in for another kiss.... lets just say that didn't end very well.... lets just say htis pigs get fat hogs go to slaughter.

2.) After the nurse fiasco I decided just to go get a smoothie and see what happens... (might I add the girl I was going on a date with is actually a 3rd grade teacher and far more classy then the kissing conflicted nurse.) We sat down sucking down our Jamba juice and I tried my best to find a sittign position that would somehow grant me a view of the elementary school cuties legs. This girl was the type of girl that you would bring home to your parents! Aside from an awkward conversation about kids vomiting on her desk (I know it sounds funny but she was rather distraught).

End of date, we walk outside and it ends with a SIDE HUG!!!! what the heck?? So I get in my car and think hmmmmm didn't sense any mojo that things went badly.... two hours latter i receive this text.
BOLD=3rd grade teacher 
Italics=me

Hey, thanks again for the smoothie! I really did have fun getting to know you a little bit.

And I apologize that I showed up looking a little like a homeless person haha..... I just came straight from work!  

You seemed pretty nervous....... Haha and then that awkward side hug.... Lol didn't think you'd be texting me 

And I honestly didn't think you'd text back... Confession: I was pretty nervous (since we're stating the obvious) haha and I'm SO sorry about that hug...

 I'm not sure what that was, other than something for me to awkwardly replay in my mind over and over on my way home haha

That the first time you've met someone off of bumble?

Haha yeah thanks for that :) And for the record that WAS my first bumble date... does that cut me some slack? 

And to answer your other question, I was nervous around you because the longer we sat there the more apparent it was to me that you seem like a pretty gr

eat guy.... and pretty attractive one too I might add...

Lets just say we have another date lined up.... And found out this cutie Pa tootie has only kissed 3 men in her life?? fascinating. I'm actually gonna close this up and do some work.... however my next post I will touch on the 3 other dates. here is some bumble take aways

simple bumble rule takeaways. 

1.) Women are extremely freaked out that the person that they are going to meet is going to be some sort of crazy stalker..... play is super cool..... 

2.) If a woman acts skiddish take two steps back.... then two more 

3.) If you look better in person than your pics this will make girls feel A LOT more comfortable around you. 

4.) Short dates.... public dates.... then chill out After that date I was wondering "what the heck happened is she still interested"... refuse the feeling to text them.....

leave your questions or comments below.... or hate on me and call me a douche like I care obviously plenty of women like me regardless. 

The Tinder Formula

I’m writing this article to piggy back off of what my man Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay wrote a few weeks back about tinder. Since reading his article I’ve taken his advice and tweeked it just a bit creating a formula that I’ve had a lot of success with if you want to get dates from Tinder.

First – Create your profile follow the advice given by my man Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay.

Second – Start swiping word of advice be liberal at first with swiping right this will give you more opportunites to hone your game, you don’t need to swipe right on the corn feed women or the 40 year-old creepers but just don’t only swipe right on the mega hotties. Even Babe Ruth didn’t go straight to the big leagues.

Opener – I’ve been trying several openers and found that one will get a response 90% of the time it’s used.

 “Are your eyes always that sparkly or is that just some fancy camera work ;)”

For some reason they just love this. It appeals to their vanity and you are also making them qualify themselves. You can come up with any number of ways to get a response but this one has been MONEY! They will usually respond with either something like “No fancy camera work :)” or “Everyone always tells me my eyes are beautiful” or “Must be the camera”.
 If they respond that that it’s natural and they are conceded. Say well you’ve got beautiful eyes or some bull crap to that effect. Just keep playing on their vanity.
If they respond its camera work say something like, “to bad”, then give a follow-up question based on something interesting in their pictures.

There are a lot of lines similar to this, they follow a similar formula compliment, with a question to make them qualify themselves or get flirty. Your job is to help them get playful. Try different things and creative or your game will get stale and you’ll end up all alone on Saturday night playing World of Warcraft.  The line given above is just a jumping off point.

         A good follow-up question to this is: What do you like to do when you’re not creeping on guys using tinder? This question will get information for you about their interest and also make them a little more relaxed by calling them out as a creeper when they probably kind of think you are.
Then find some common interest or just suggest an activity and chances are you’ll get a number. During the summer suggesting a baseball game is great, or any sporting event is usually a good one, also if you know how to fish women usually love this, you just have to suggest something! Also trying the lets makeout is usually not going to work unless you’ve found some girl that is bound to give VD or you want to end up like Manti Teo.

          Using this I have gotten numbers in as little as FIVE messages and usually in less than ten.  I’d say follow-up quickly with 2 days after receiving the number and get yourself some lovin!
The bottom line with tinder is just like meeting women in real life, YOU NEED TO BE BALLSY AND CONFIDENT. If you aren’t they are going to figure you for some skinny-jean wearing pussy, and if they want a pussy they’re a lesbo, and lesbians are gross.

Happy Hunting 

Wild Willy

Why Mormon Women Risk More By Playing It Safe

Hey this is "RonRon" Paul the Libertarian of love......

Many women have been messaging the LDS Dating Guru Twitter account asking for dating advice. And by a lot I mean A FREAKING TON! The situation that the women are in seem to fall into a few categories.

I like this boy how do I know if he likes me? 

I want to date this boy.. But I am afraid that I might get rejected and ruin our "friendship" 

How can I date a guy, then go back to being friends if I don't like the "vibe" I get when we start dating. 

I'll stop right there. Seems like all women are seeking what most men are also looking for right now. The thing people seem to want should seem obviously dumb, and unattainable.

How do I date someone with absolutely 

ZERO RISK! 

If you can figure out how to gain everything with no risk..... Then I bet you have some fail proof formula to become a billionaire.

What Do We Risk By Doing Nothing? 

Every relationship on the planet started with risk. 

When you went in for a kiss........ RISK 

When you asked out that girl....... RISK 

When you decided to wear that colored shirt to church instead of your missionary garb..RISK 

When you decided to ask your co-worker if they wanted to hang out later...... RISK 

By our inaction, because of fear of a negative reaction we RISK losing all of the good opportunities in our lives. If we even look at the plan of salvation..... Satan=No Risk Jesus=Risk 

          "But Ron Ron, you don't understand! What if I ask a guy out and he rejects me!" What happens if you never ask the guy out? I'll tell you what will happen he will end up dating someone else! Now there are more ways to get a boy to ask you out by taking risks. 

Less Risky Ways To Get a Guy to Ask You Out 

1. Do aggressive flirting- Touch, touch, touch if a girl touches me tons, I'm asking her out. Asking to feel his muscles, or smiling non stop at him are also good. If he is a co-worker the whole office should be thinking "Does she have the hots for him" Odds are his buddy will make him ask you out. 
2. Tell him how good he looks- If a woman compliments me, or calls me hot. I am going to think about taking her out. Complimenting him can't just be about his shoes. A "wow you look ripped in that shirt" is the appropriate way to tell a guy "Oh baby Oh baby". 
3. Joke- Joke about life, you guys dating, his favorite sports teams. Insert some punching and play fighting in here, and your target will start to feel the "Sexual Tension". 

But What if He "Freaks Out" 

Worst case scenario he never talks to you again. I personally am happy when I hit on a girl and get totally and Utterly REJECTED. I think top myself "Damn I'm so happy i didn't waste any more time on that girl." The same applies towards girls. Don't you hate it when you crush on a guy for months....just to find out he has ZERO attraction to you. You just wasted months of your life. 

I know women hate risk. I also know that you want to find a legitimate man to date. I know that men seem stupid. I also know that you will continue to be asked out by dweebs if you continue to take no risks. 

Homework

1. Identify a male that you like. 
2. Aggressively flirt with him, hit on him, or get his number. 
3. Repeat steps One and Two. 

Have a week of risks, and amazing rewards. 

"RonRon" Paul The libertarian of love

Tinder Advice Part 2A

I'll be honest. I just got 6 yes six bonafide hotties to go out with me on tinder. I am super pleased with the list. I'll break down the list. And once I select one of these girls to date (If I do at all). I will post pictures of these girls with a black stripe over their eyes to maintain anonymity.

My six women and how I got them on Tinder. 

Each woman I used a different strategy. I'll break down all 6 below. 

1.) Former Utes Cheerleader. (Who is an absolute doll.) 

I used the "Wow what freak thing brought awesome people like you and me to use this dating app." This is a strategy you can't use if your ugly. (sorry man if your pushing 300 pounds no woman will believe that you have a plethora of women..... especially if they meet you on a online dating app.) 

• Use an opener of your in shock a classy, good-looking, sexy girl like herself is on the dating app. Possible openers can be "Wow you seem far to nice and adorable to be on this app! Whats the story behind you using this? Bet you have to beat the boys off with a stick!" 

• To make this work well you have to have screening wording in your profile description. stuff like "I only date blondes." or "I'm just on here for fun highly unlikely I'll go out with anyone on here just doing this for kicks." or "No crazies please!" This wording implies that you already have women hitting on you and you are indeed "screening" women and searching for a "High quality woman". 
• I talked with the cheerleader. During which we both talked about how people are so over the top when trying to get a date. How it was hard to find quality people. Then i just simply said "you seem really fun and super chill lets go to a baseball game next week. (You can insert any event here.) SHe said she would love to.... and "That SOUNDS SO FUN!" 

 2.) Make an Offer they can't refuse. 

• I landed a Grade a hottie whose family owns an up and coming chain of restraints here in the state of utah. Despite that fact this girl watches her diet and lets just say the female sex pack...... AMAZING!! (the type of girl you literally are tempted to date just to show off to your friends.) 
• On my initial approach I just went for the basic commonality approach. We both had liked the the Utah Jazz. I promptly asked her if she was just one of the fair weather "kyle korver" Female utah jazz fans. Then I placed a what she thought about the jazz stacking picks. Turned out she is a giant Utah Jazz fan. 

• Make the offer- Don't make it to unbelievable, but make it awesome. I promptly told her that I had Utah Jazz Pre Season court side seats and asked if she wanted to come. (this of course was a bold faced lie I have no such tickets.) However thats weeks away. So instead we went and got an ice cream (don't worry males her bod is still fine.) that ice cream cost me 50 cents (indeed we went to burger king.) The point is the "offer they can't refuse" opened the door, and her mind to hanging out with you..... Basically your in. 

3.) Appeal to Vanity- Every girl wants to be told she's pretty. Not "Hey babe your ass is a 9 out of 10" instead go with "wow you have such an awesome tan! What beach did you get that on? 

• I complemented a girls eyes. "Are your eyes on your picture photo shopped? Cause they sam to good to be true!" She replied back her thanks and that they are indeed hers. At which point i told her that they are gorgeous and melted me a little inside. After that it was like finding something green in the rainforest. Success was imminent. 

• Make sure to look for things you truly think are attractive. Features that most people overlook, style, fashion, and their tastes in music. People want to be popular, want to be complimented, feel unique. DOnt impress her let HER tell YOU about HERSELF! The more she tells YOU about HER the more SHE WILL LIKE YOU!!! 

I will break down the other 3 women. I have to go off to chill with my brother. (Bro's before Ho's) 

this man could use some advice from ME. 

Me= Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay 

happy hunting my friends! 

Mormon Valentines Dates

First off.................... This is a mens guide................


This post is in 3 parts

1.) Dates
2.) Movies for your date.
3.) What you should be doing this day.

Awesome hopefully all the women have moved onto some article on "the does and don'ts of today" and "How to not seem like a slut in these latter days".

Sick Ass V-Day Dates

5.) Go volunteer at a boys home- This date is oh so epic if you can set it up. First off you come off as a super sensitive caring guy. Then your also going around a group of the "bad kids boy scouts " I love this date mainly because 

• When you walk in to volunteer with a hot girl into a boys home, these boys will view you as a "Brad Pitt" and your girl as "Angelina Jolie". Your confidence and testosterone will literally shoot through the roof. Making you both feel awesome and make you kill with whoever you took on a date. 
• If this girl obviously can't handle being around any "large groups of young boys" she obviously won't be able to handle my children. (what you think that there is any remote possibility of me having girls?) 
• I like to love people that can love other people, this is the audition
• Helping out kids is great

4.) Watch movie

• (see below) 

3.) Sporting event

• Games are fun, dates are fun. Did i mention that places go ape crazy with the kiss me cam on valentines day? 
• If she is to uppity to go see a game...... you will obviously not get away with jack shiz if you get married
• Meet her halfway if needs be and wear "matching outfits". (note if this is a pity date do NOT! go for the matching outfits at all.)

2.) Pawn Shops

• Look at guns
• Look at power tools
• Most pawn shops will allow you to choose a movie and plug it in. (your watching a film on 13 tv's at the same time in a pawn shop?....EPIC) 
• look at all the weird jewelry with her and pretend your shopping for wedding rings. 
• Soooo many opportunities at the pawn shop. You could even bring something in and pawn it.  

1.) Make Valentines for other people/Make fake valentines for old couples. 

So basically meet up with your date and help her make valentines for her "single friends" "fat friends" "Relatives". This is great because much like december 25th It is greater to give than t o rec ieve. 

• For a fake valentines blast......... 
• Make valentines to people from their exes........ deliver to both sides........watch dreams collapse and tears develop. 
• This is by far the meanest most epic form of a prank you can do in mormon culture. 

Movie select ion

If your going for a chick flick remember

• If you think its funny......not a chick flick
• If it has won any a c ademy awards.........not a chick flick
• If it has to mu ch violence....not a chick flick

Here are some go o d m o net mo vie s f o r Valentines day. 

1. Meet Joe black- Brad P itt, chick flick, 3 hours. Yet this movie is so long and bo ring.....even she will get bored...... guess who ends up getting a g u aranteed make out? you son.....you (hence a group date this is a the WORST movie c ho i ce !)
2. Anything Mathew Mcconaughey- Women think he's hot, guys think he is funny. The only man who can make unisex humor in a chick flick. 
3. Any film made before 19 60's- Why i say this is ............ those films will always be under hour and a half long (Minus Gone with the wind). 
4. "Safety Not guaranteed"- Its on netflix, its R but only for 5 "EFF BOMBS!" lets see how "chill" your girl truly is. 

Good luck all and happy hunting! 

DR NCMO Love Mas ter Jay!