The Tinder Formula

I’m writing this article to piggy back off of what my man Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay wrote a few weeks back about tinder. Since reading his article I’ve taken his advice and tweeked it just a bit creating a formula that I’ve had a lot of success with if you want to get dates from Tinder.

First – Create your profile follow the advice given by my man Dr. NCMO Love Master Jay.

Second – Start swiping word of advice be liberal at first with swiping right this will give you more opportunites to hone your game, you don’t need to swipe right on the corn feed women or the 40 year-old creepers but just don’t only swipe right on the mega hotties. Even Babe Ruth didn’t go straight to the big leagues.

Opener – I’ve been trying several openers and found that one will get a response 90% of the time it’s used.

 “Are your eyes always that sparkly or is that just some fancy camera work ;)”

For some reason they just love this. It appeals to their vanity and you are also making them qualify themselves. You can come up with any number of ways to get a response but this one has been MONEY! They will usually respond with either something like “No fancy camera work :)” or “Everyone always tells me my eyes are beautiful” or “Must be the camera”.
 If they respond that that it’s natural and they are conceded. Say well you’ve got beautiful eyes or some bull crap to that effect. Just keep playing on their vanity.
If they respond its camera work say something like, “to bad”, then give a follow-up question based on something interesting in their pictures.

There are a lot of lines similar to this, they follow a similar formula compliment, with a question to make them qualify themselves or get flirty. Your job is to help them get playful. Try different things and creative or your game will get stale and you’ll end up all alone on Saturday night playing World of Warcraft.  The line given above is just a jumping off point.

         A good follow-up question to this is: What do you like to do when you’re not creeping on guys using tinder? This question will get information for you about their interest and also make them a little more relaxed by calling them out as a creeper when they probably kind of think you are.
Then find some common interest or just suggest an activity and chances are you’ll get a number. During the summer suggesting a baseball game is great, or any sporting event is usually a good one, also if you know how to fish women usually love this, you just have to suggest something! Also trying the lets makeout is usually not going to work unless you’ve found some girl that is bound to give VD or you want to end up like Manti Teo.

          Using this I have gotten numbers in as little as FIVE messages and usually in less than ten.  I’d say follow-up quickly with 2 days after receiving the number and get yourself some lovin!
The bottom line with tinder is just like meeting women in real life, YOU NEED TO BE BALLSY AND CONFIDENT. If you aren’t they are going to figure you for some skinny-jean wearing pussy, and if they want a pussy they’re a lesbo, and lesbians are gross.

Happy Hunting 

Wild Willy

Why Mormon Women Risk More By Playing It Safe

Hey this is "RonRon" Paul the Libertarian of love......

Many women have been messaging the LDS Dating Guru Twitter account asking for dating advice. And by a lot I mean A FREAKING TON! The situation that the women are in seem to fall into a few categories.

I like this boy how do I know if he likes me? 

I want to date this boy.. But I am afraid that I might get rejected and ruin our "friendship" 

How can I date a guy, then go back to being friends if I don't like the "vibe" I get when we start dating. 

I'll stop right there. Seems like all women are seeking what most men are also looking for right now. The thing people seem to want should seem obviously dumb, and unattainable.

How do I date someone with absolutely 

ZERO RISK! 

If you can figure out how to gain everything with no risk..... Then I bet you have some fail proof formula to become a billionaire.

What Do We Risk By Doing Nothing? 

Every relationship on the planet started with risk. 

When you went in for a kiss........ RISK 

When you asked out that girl....... RISK 

When you decided to wear that colored shirt to church instead of your missionary garb..RISK 

When you decided to ask your co-worker if they wanted to hang out later...... RISK 

By our inaction, because of fear of a negative reaction we RISK losing all of the good opportunities in our lives. If we even look at the plan of salvation..... Satan=No Risk Jesus=Risk 

          "But Ron Ron, you don't understand! What if I ask a guy out and he rejects me!" What happens if you never ask the guy out? I'll tell you what will happen he will end up dating someone else! Now there are more ways to get a boy to ask you out by taking risks. 

Less Risky Ways To Get a Guy to Ask You Out 

1. Do aggressive flirting- Touch, touch, touch if a girl touches me tons, I'm asking her out. Asking to feel his muscles, or smiling non stop at him are also good. If he is a co-worker the whole office should be thinking "Does she have the hots for him" Odds are his buddy will make him ask you out. 
2. Tell him how good he looks- If a woman compliments me, or calls me hot. I am going to think about taking her out. Complimenting him can't just be about his shoes. A "wow you look ripped in that shirt" is the appropriate way to tell a guy "Oh baby Oh baby". 
3. Joke- Joke about life, you guys dating, his favorite sports teams. Insert some punching and play fighting in here, and your target will start to feel the "Sexual Tension". 

But What if He "Freaks Out" 

Worst case scenario he never talks to you again. I personally am happy when I hit on a girl and get totally and Utterly REJECTED. I think top myself "Damn I'm so happy i didn't waste any more time on that girl." The same applies towards girls. Don't you hate it when you crush on a guy for months....just to find out he has ZERO attraction to you. You just wasted months of your life. 

I know women hate risk. I also know that you want to find a legitimate man to date. I know that men seem stupid. I also know that you will continue to be asked out by dweebs if you continue to take no risks. 

Homework

1. Identify a male that you like. 
2. Aggressively flirt with him, hit on him, or get his number. 
3. Repeat steps One and Two. 

Have a week of risks, and amazing rewards. 

"RonRon" Paul The libertarian of love

Mormon Valentines Dates

First off.................... This is a mens guide................


This post is in 3 parts

1.) Dates
2.) Movies for your date.
3.) What you should be doing this day.

Awesome hopefully all the women have moved onto some article on "the does and don'ts of today" and "How to not seem like a slut in these latter days".

Sick Ass V-Day Dates

5.) Go volunteer at a boys home- This date is oh so epic if you can set it up. First off you come off as a super sensitive caring guy. Then your also going around a group of the "bad kids boy scouts " I love this date mainly because 

• When you walk in to volunteer with a hot girl into a boys home, these boys will view you as a "Brad Pitt" and your girl as "Angelina Jolie". Your confidence and testosterone will literally shoot through the roof. Making you both feel awesome and make you kill with whoever you took on a date. 
• If this girl obviously can't handle being around any "large groups of young boys" she obviously won't be able to handle my children. (what you think that there is any remote possibility of me having girls?) 
• I like to love people that can love other people, this is the audition
• Helping out kids is great

4.) Watch movie

• (see below) 

3.) Sporting event

• Games are fun, dates are fun. Did i mention that places go ape crazy with the kiss me cam on valentines day? 
• If she is to uppity to go see a game...... you will obviously not get away with jack shiz if you get married
• Meet her halfway if needs be and wear "matching outfits". (note if this is a pity date do NOT! go for the matching outfits at all.)

2.) Pawn Shops

• Look at guns
• Look at power tools
• Most pawn shops will allow you to choose a movie and plug it in. (your watching a film on 13 tv's at the same time in a pawn shop?....EPIC) 
• look at all the weird jewelry with her and pretend your shopping for wedding rings. 
• Soooo many opportunities at the pawn shop. You could even bring something in and pawn it.  

1.) Make Valentines for other people/Make fake valentines for old couples. 

So basically meet up with your date and help her make valentines for her "single friends" "fat friends" "Relatives". This is great because much like december 25th It is greater to give than t o rec ieve. 

• For a fake valentines blast......... 
• Make valentines to people from their exes........ deliver to both sides........watch dreams collapse and tears develop. 
• This is by far the meanest most epic form of a prank you can do in mormon culture. 

Movie select ion

If your going for a chick flick remember

• If you think its funny......not a chick flick
• If it has won any a c ademy awards.........not a chick flick
• If it has to mu ch violence....not a chick flick

Here are some go o d m o net mo vie s f o r Valentines day. 

1. Meet Joe black- Brad P itt, chick flick, 3 hours. Yet this movie is so long and bo ring.....even she will get bored...... guess who ends up getting a g u aranteed make out? you son.....you (hence a group date this is a the WORST movie c ho i ce !)
2. Anything Mathew Mcconaughey- Women think he's hot, guys think he is funny. The only man who can make unisex humor in a chick flick. 
3. Any film made before 19 60's- Why i say this is ............ those films will always be under hour and a half long (Minus Gone with the wind). 
4. "Safety Not guaranteed"- Its on netflix, its R but only for 5 "EFF BOMBS!" lets see how "chill" your girl truly is. 

Good luck all and happy hunting! 

DR NCMO Love Mas ter Jay! 

Dump........ The Friend Zone

Let's face it female friends suck........... either you like them, or them you. But lets face it someone is always using you. Here is a list of acceptable uses of female friends. (note because of the rapid marriage rate of LDS females, your "friend" will be married and gone soon anyway.

• Study partner for college class (only if you need her help, and she is better at the subject than you.) Don't let her use you as a free tutor and an emotional tampon for her failed relationships. 
• Relatives, cousins aunts sisters. Honestly develop these friendships over any other female friendships. Plus prospective girl friends will see your great relationships and think "wow this guy is dope". This is far better than her seeing you around a lot of girls that all deem you as "just a friend". 
• girlfriends/wives of a mutual friend. But note this is almost a half friendship if your roommate and his gf are constantly at your apartment you should prob be somewhat of a friend to them. 
• Exes that you no longer want to date, but are fine with the possibility of a FWB (friends with benefits situation.) 
• Co workers (note do not let her take advantage of you). 

Yep that's about it. So right now i want you to disapear from all your female "friends" lives. You will start to see a few dramatic things happen.

• Your old "friends" will start to wonder what your up to. They will call and start chasing you. 
• Women will start viewing you as "That guy who likes me" or "That guy who doesn't like me" instead of. "Oh he is such a good friend!" 
• You will start to have more self respect. 
• You will stop wasting your time and money hanging out with women who just want to use you. Why should you be spending your time hanging with someone else's GF/Wife
• You will save yourself all the frustration of "I don't know if she likes me" and or "It's a complicated situation. 

Now how do you stay out of friend zone with girls. It's simple, if you like a girl let them know that your interested in them sexually/romantically (don't let sexual be deemed a dirty word, kissing hugging cuddling can all be deemed sexual, everyone makes babies with their spouse lets not be babies about terms here). Notice how I didn't say "let them know you like them" NO NO NO "let them know your attracted and you wont settle for anything less."  Plus lets be honest how many guys are stuck HIDING THERE TRUE FEELINGS in order to keep "her friendship". When you hide your true feelings you end up lying to that person, suppressing things you want to say, and being a fake person WHO DOES NOT PURSUE OR CHASE WHAT HE WANTS! you essentially are bending to that woman's will. You are being a pansy. Lets stop being a pansy.

Homework/What you should have gotten out of this post. 

What you got out of it. 

• There is no reason to have female "friends" 
• Stop hiding your intentions/attraction towards females. 

Homework

1. End or significantly reduce all female friendships
2. Stop doing favors for your female "friends" 
3. Don't apologize to your female "friends" for not being there for them.
4. Stop being the shoulder to cry on for females, especially in dating. Just say "hey i'm not your girl friend i don't wanna hear about johnny making out with your sister."

Good luck

DR. NCMO LoveMaster Jay